From today's Medford Mail Tribune:Police circulate sketch of Human Bean robber.
"Witnesses described him as a white man about 30 with dark, short hair, a full beard and a pot belly. He was last seen wearing a tank top and long black shorts, police said."
Better put off that trip to Medford. I'd just be asking for trouble.
"But officer, I'm 41!"
Plus that damn drawing looks like every other page in my sketchbook. . . Maybe I'd better change my profile picture.
2 comments:
i guess now you will have to go incognito.
Uncanny!
Please, please, please put on a tank top and long black shorts and drive thru the Human Bean in the White Man. I'll bet those girls have a little panic button they can push when the likes of you drives up.
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