Back to School

Urkh. Me go teach in morning. Me make self portrait as beast in Maya. Here design.

Lay it down, Professor

If I were a football manager, I'd like to be able to say this kind of thing:

The sums can appear shocking, but they are the result of a calculation carried out by the investor. It is necessary to disregard moral judgment and to question the profitability of the operation.

This was Wenger's take on the recent spate of Real Madrid signings. Hell yeah.

Okay. I'll start putting up some actual stuff instead of more Arsene Wenger pictures. He just fits a certain angle of my Super Ego so well. That could be a key to watching sports, actually. It's a chance for that judgmental, Nobodaddy in your head to run wild. "That was a horrible play." "How did you let that guy get past you?" etc. etc. And managers are fantastic manifestations of people you try to impress in your mind. Jose Mourinho showed up in my brother's dreams. I imagine Sir Alex, Tom Landry, and Joe Torre are out maurading the dreamscape as well.

Summertime Blues

Took a vacation to Saint Francisco's town in the state of California. I have become obsessed with Plants vs. Zombies. It's only $10 and will entertain you (in the way that a heroin coma "entertains you") for hours on end. Good for a summer fling--I like the idea of "casual" games. Here's an interview with one of the programmers for Pop Cap.

Ye Cats!

Molo reads up on the latest scientific recommendations for personal health and "wellness" in the latest Arms and Ether--"Scientification." Apparently, Molo also has a cat (above). I did not know that until today.

Life is flying out the window it seems. I feel I've aged 50 years in the last 6 months or so. Death and disease are laying waste to those around me and by association my beliefs and assumptions about what's "important". This feels like "experience" in the bad, Blakean sense. (Kids, it turns out that Death, not Sex = loss of innocence, so get with the lovin' and leave-off the dyin') And so, my mid-life crisis moves into the "questioning the mission" phase. Awesome. Just awesome. So not so much drawin/bloggin as of late.

A nice goofy little interview with Roz Chast in the Sunday NY Times. I mention because a) she was an early hero of mine, b) she kind of looks like an older version of Lady Miss Julie who also digs Ms. Chast's stuff, and c) I relate to her description of how she spends her Sundays as described in the article. I'll likely be up till 3 tonight as well, so cheers, Roz.

Anywayz, I first saw Roz Chast's stuff in The National Lampoon when I was in Junior High. One of my favorite 4-panels went something like this:
1. Where's Mister Etch-A-Sketch?
2. He's not here.
3. He's not here either.
4. His family is getting worried.
All of the drawings and characters looked like they were half-heartedly drawn on an etch a sketch. That strip gave me a warm and fuzzy feeling.

Finally, thanks to Lea Of The Woodlands for the link to the very cool when I am king. The strip takes some nice twists and turns visually as it evolves. Dig it.

A Question

Will I get it together to get the new Arms and Ether up by tomorrow? I don't know. I really don't know.

If I don't , will you still love me?
If I don't, will the best parts of our humanity grow and flourish all the same?

Of course, the answer to these questions is, "no." Without plain country folks like us makin' art and makin' love, there just ain't no goodlinesse. . . just mile after mile of them Dark Satanic Mills™ (now available in China!).

Marks of Weakness, Marks of Woe

I face daily occupational hazards the likes of which the average 21st century lady-boy can scarcely imagine. Just today I accidentally marked my thumb twice while recapping a "big-ass" Sharpie marker. And before you fire off a fusillade of outraged comments and emails, know that the photo above is not retouched.

"God man!" you may say, but know that without risk there is no reward. These ebon devil's marks are the bitter price paid for inscribing my external Q-drive with a clever and fetching Duchamp shout-out. Noblesse oblige.

Why two marks when most of you stay-at-homes can scarcely imagine one? I will tell you, though my explanation beggars credulity. The second mark came when having left the "s" off of "alors," I was forced to uncap, write, and re-cap yet again.

I accomplish in a day what the ordinary person strives to accomplish in a lifetime.

And I will have your respect. Oh yes.
Yes.

S.O.U. Animation Students Kickin It

Trisha Johansen and Casey Pyke's computer animated short, Alley Dog premiers this Wednesday night, June 3, at 7:00 p.m. in the Meese Auditorium of the SOU Arts Building. Be there.

Gratuitous Kudos

To Bethesda, makers of Fallout 3. The Button Gwinnett robot (above) brought tears to my eyes. And yes, if you can convince him that you're Thomas Jefferson he says, "Do give my regards to Sally." So, Bethesda, I salute you with heartfelt thanks.

Guess The Latest Arms & Ether Subject!

Or not. Just go check out the latest Arms and Ether!

hell's bells

off for a family vacation--so instead of getting into a huge fight and destroying my home life, I'll put off posting this friday's arms and ether. It's all about longevity!
toodle-oo--see you monday--

Crossword Thursday

Wow, this is actually truly dorky. It's a NYTimes crossword blog: Rex Parker Does the NYT Crossword. Received a 2008 Dorkfest Award and deservedly so. I love it. I think my favorite aspect is the running criticism of specific clues. My God. I finished last Friday's, by the way, and felt damn studly. But. . . if you're doing crossword puzzles it's essential that you "act like you've been there." (What Emmitt's dad said when Emmitt got too unruly during a TD celebration.)

Insufficient Indifference?

Let the chillun's find they's own majesty.

Minutemen & New Arms & Ether

armsandether now on fridays! and it's friday. The above is a fan video of one of the great minutemen tunes, my heart and the real world, off of double nickels on the dime.

Arms and Ether -- Origins

Oft, I start with a scrappy sketch done in the doldrums of a faculty meeting or while fidgeting about the Beanery in caffeine-stoked reverie. Here's the initial sketch for a recent strip.


With some strips, I'll scan the pencil sketch first, then bring it into Flash and draw over the top of it. Here's my first Arms and Ether strip. You can see the pencil sketch scans, my first "ink" lines drawn in Flash, and some Kaz and Achewood strips I brought in as references for setting up my template and comparing the visual quality of my work with theirs. Since Underworld and Achewood are popular on-line strips I figured they'd be good guides to getting my stuff "internet-ready."


Sometimes I start a strip without a preliminary drawing. Here, I just laid out the text (utilizing my award-winning Miles Inada 3000 font, of course) and made a quick sketch directly in Flash. The screen cap shows my template with pre-made panels and layers. The color layer contains the color swatches for the characters, so I can just grab 'em with the eye-dropper.



When I'm "inking", I'll take at least three passes through the strip. The first pass is to get the main idea blocked in. The second pass is to adjust proportion, composition and detail. The third pass is to clarify and simplify the lines. Here's a strip somewhere between the 2nd and 3rd pass.

After finishing up the inking, I do color passes. I'm a funky fellow, so I do this all in Flash. I like Flash because it's vector-based--a.k.a. resolution-independent. With a vector drawing, I can scale the drawings up and down to my heart's content and do big prints later on. For the most part, I make a quick outline of a color area and fill it with the paint bucket (don't do that in Photoshop--it'll be lousy). I find working in Flash much less fussy than working in Photoshop. In my first pass I go through and color in the main characters. I then make a few more layers and add in the background colors. If you look at the last panel, you'll see that I still haven't finished drawing in the students, even though I've proceeded with the coloring. Shirker.



Somewhere along the line I draw in the balloons, adjust text as needed and add any goofy marginalia. Yes, I just draw the balloons in Flash. No tricks. It looks better. I color them in using the ol' paintbucket. Here's the finished strip in all of its glory.

The Making of Arms & Ether! Emperor's Prologue

Various and sundry little folk, (imps, hobgoblins, and sprites) appear to me in dreams and seek to steal my gold, my secrets, and my very vital essence. Instead of strangling them where they stand and watching in horror as they reanimate their godless corpses through some pagan power unknown and incomprehensible to me, I have decided to address their entreaties as best I can in this electronic missive you see now before you. May this act herald a new era of peace and bring to rest the eternal war between our realms.

I'm stealing imagery

But I feel like this "Rad Dad" when I'm on my game. I'm not on my game, by the way. The picture comes courtesy of "Rad-Dudes.com."
Yes, it's rad.
And on a slightly more relevant note, I should be able to make this FRIDAY'S Arms and Ether post date. That is nice.

Arms & Ether now switching to Fridays

1. Yes, look for Arms and Ether on FRIDAYS. Arsene Wenger has personally demanded this change. I've agreed, contingent on his shelling out for a nasty holding midfielder and a center half who's at least 6' 2". Monday's been a bit of a disaster as I've got a heavy teaching schedule on that day, and my weekends find me the devoted, ever-lovin' family man. Sooooo, I'm giving Friday a shot. Pray for me, pity me, but do not mock me, Sir.

2. That was a savage beat-down that Arsenal took at the hands of Chelski today. I guess they've "found their level." A horrible phrase, but the season finds them finishing well-above the 5th spot and well-below the 3rd, and . . . that seems accurate.

3. I'd like to see Arsenal's front five combined with Chelsea's back six. That would be a nice team.

4. Techno issue: How to make the text of Arms and Ether search-able? Technically there's no text reference, because each strip is just a big stupid graphic. Anyone know how to deal with this? I'm not worried about it at this second, but I'd like to deal with this (and a big ol narsty site redesign) during the summer.

5. Random Guilty Pleasure:
Dlisted

It's Been A Bit

Mainly because I feel like I'm talking too much in real life. I just want to hear myself shut up once in a while, so, there's been less on the online front. On the up side. There's a new Arms and Ether coming at you. Herodotus is back! And he's drunk and passed out in a pastoral meadow, so. . . grab the rush!!!!!! Lots of pointless swearing in this one, so make sure and bring the kids!

On an off-topic note, I saw one of those goofy sexual innuendo bumper stickers ("Thespians Do It On The Stage!") in the Blockbuster parking lot and thought there needs to be a sexual non-innuendo option like, "Amateur Pornographers Shoot Video Of Themselves Having Sex And Post The Footage On The Internet!"

New Arms unt Ether--jah--mit schlag

It's 2:18--time to publish another Arms and Ether strip. This time I'm doing it with a broken heart.

Rise up

It's 8:30 a.m. Grey, but it smells damn nice outside after a spring rain. Springes to catch woodcocks. I thought I was a more substantial presence in this world.

I do thinks this be a goodeth article on the hazaards and problemes afacin' universities aujourd'hui. I done read it in the NY TIMES. I did.